Bernanke, Sit Out On The Bench, Please!

Your batting average for equities is just too terrible, Sir! And your beard?

It sent my portfolio tumbling:

-0.58% on the SBA
-0.83% on the Roth IRA

I have yet to find out if moving into BCS by selling MS was good, which I'll finally know on 5 August 2010. However, I was highly enchanted by this guy who turned an old phone into a Porsche. It took him two years and 14 bats to accomplish this home run... so I'm going to give myself another two years in serious, dedicated, unwavering trading for a chance to turn five figures into seven. If I end up turning a Porsche into a Toyota, I'm going to have to definitively draw the line, sit out on the bench, and call my trading a play.

Come on, now! Keep batting! (Er, not you, Bernanke!)

I'm also waiting for the GOL to get in touch with their feminine side just a little bit more before I make my next move. I don't want to be like the Obama Administration on this one. More than one year after Lehman, the financial reform bill finally gets his seal of approval.

The GOL? Cameron's not even three months into his term and they're already "respinning their economy." They've got a vision, haven't they? They looked at their biggest markets and started planning with their razor-sharp bird's eye view, which is exactly what the US needs to start doing.

Fast forward to the spiciest scene already, Obama! Yes, the part where the most seductive two words get uttered: job creation...

So what do socialists do best? Point fingers!

Just what the Republicans and the Democrats do best, apparently!