Mirror, Mirror On the Wall... Who Has The Worst Portfolio Of Them All?

I don't even know how I did it, but as the SPY continues to step higher, my portfolios continue to knife lower.  

I'm sitting on my hands to prevent myself from doubling down at these all time highs, but right now, I'm feeling the lame duck effect.

Wish someone had some good Dodd Frank jokes since I'm not the one laughing all the way to the bank...

Turn the tides, Market Makers... Turn the tides!  

Perhaps the wind may yet begin to blow towards my direction now that DJT secretly knifed down and the VIX has started moving back up...

Will it be soon or will my portfolio continue to swoon?

-2.44% SBA
-1.48% Roth IRA

+0.14% DJIA
-0.59% Nasdaq
-0.19% S&P 

-0.39% FTSE
-0.29% Eurofirst
+0.82% Nikkei
+1.95% Shanghai
+0.71% SENSEX
+2.33% Hang Seng

+0.18% WTI
+0.28% Brent
+0.44% Gold
+0.83% Copper
-3.37% Corn

-0.95% DJT
+2.85% VIX

+1.13% 10-Year US Treasury

55% Advancing Issues on NYSE        |   56% Up Volume
42% Declining Issues on NYSE         |   42% Down Volume
3% Unchanged                              |    2% Unchanged

44% Advancing Issues on Nasdaq     |   37% Up Volume
51% Declining Issues on Nasdaq      |   60% Down Volume
5% Unchanged                              |   3% Unchanged