OMG... How Hung Is This Parliament?

That was a huge retracement there, Guys of London! Congratulations on the quick and racy price action.

I think I shall wait for an equally alpha setup to average out of this painful position... oh, I suppose waiting for a reverse H&S pattern could do?

I refuse to believe you don't do bullish divergences on Weekly Charts... or Chinese girls? I can hardly fault you. Not everyone's alpha enough for that kind of volatility.

We have a Bernanke Soapbox Moment, sponsored by the FOMC, later today at 2:00 pm GMT.

Will the enticing "extended period" language be used?

Please, oh please, professor...