Federally Declared Disaster Zone?

I fully expected my portfolio to end up being a Federally Declared Disaster Zone, but interestingly, some issues of SPY ended the day with evidence of naked call sellers and put buyers partaking in a party that may be about to call it a day, possibly in the name of profit-taking?  

Perhaps I let my chance to average in pass me by, but if VIX should jump now, I may be able to finally take profit on my VXX and UVXY calls.


-0.03% SBA
+0.01% Roth IRA

-0.23% DJIA
+0.12% Nasdaq
-0.06% S&P

-0.18% FTSE
-0.38% Eurofirst
+0.18% Nikkei
+0.16% Shanghai

+0.35% WTI
+0.37% Brent
+0.55% Gold
+0.39% Copper
+0.41% Corn

+2.98% VIX
+0.18% DJT